Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)
50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”
roses can be red
violets aren’t fucking blue
this is an actual correct poem
bottom line: i’d like to fuck you