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cknd:

Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.

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oldyellowtricks:

how am i supposed to express my feelings if i can’t use kawaii faces in real life (◕︵◕)

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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jimmyspookyurine:

roses can be red 

violets aren’t fucking blue

this is an actual correct poem

bottom line: i’d like to fuck you

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prehistorian:

stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat

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